One time I woke my best friend up at 2:00 in the morning when we had school the next day to tell her that Kung Fu Panda’s mother is a shapely bear named Gufafra.
timelord-pendragon-ofbakerstreet:
Stealing posts isn’t going to make people follow you, it’s going to make people think you’re a shady bitch
And killing people won’t make them like you. It’ll just make them dead.
What
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The zoom on my camera is pretty rad. Got a nice shot of Steve from across the room. Not perfect, but not bad either.
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IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,
“Listen here you little shit”
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why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
lol.
haha.
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
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when people call me by my name and not my url
here have a friendship bracelet
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I cry at boys that I know and also that I don't. Kait is me. This blog is about whatever I want! Mostly SNL. I want to write and you to see it someday. Have a nice day.
